You have reached the Wendy's Twitter lady

Look, I didn't really want to make this page but I kept running into what I can only describe as viral slop about myself, including one featuring a photo of a completely different woman. So here I am.

This one got my photo right, at least.

Hi. It's nice to meet you. I'm Amy Brown, and from 2012-2017 I ran social media at Wendy's.

Here are some answers to the questions I get asked the most.

What are you up to now?

I worked in social media for awhile. Now I'm a writer.

I heard they fired you over the tweets.

No, but I think we saw the same Reddit comment.

Why did you stop working there?

None of your business!

How does it feel when people use your face to sell their ebooks or whatever?

I hate it!!!!!!! Thanks for asking.

Did you get the bag? Did Wendy's give you a million dollars?

That's sweet. No, Wendy's did not give me a million dollars.

I saw someone else claiming they did social media for Wendy's.

It's not a one person job. Many people have worked on the Wendy's social accounts.

Did you kill the Duolingo owl?

No, that was a woman named Zaria Parvez.

How did you get the Wendy's job?

I put my Twitter account on my resume and my boss thought I was funny.

Have you heard about Say You'll Remember Me by Abby Jimenez?

Yes, I have heard that the protagonist runs social media for a mustard company and was recruited from the Wendy's marketing department. I haven't read it.

Could I hire you to do social media for me?

No thanks. But if you need a writer, let's talk.

Why don't you work in social media anymore?

I no longer find it creatively fulfilling.

I tried to ask you about the Wendy's stuff once and you were weird about it.

Yeah. It was a weird time in my life.

How's it feel that your life's greatest work is a cheeseburger ad?

My beautiful children are my life's greatest work.

Do you still eat Wendy's?

Not as often as I did when I worked there, but sometimes.

What's your go-to Wendy's order?

Double Stack (no onion) and a small chocolate Frosty.

Did you get a lot of free Wendy's?

Free Wendy's isn't a corporate benefit, but they do let employees taste test new stuff they're developing. That part was pretty cool.

Roast me!

I am saying this as gently as possible: No. You gotta move on. It's 2026.

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